I accidentally signed up for the wrong health plan this year. Part of this new plan required me to take a health assessment. I weigh 200 pounds – 199.1 to be exact. The results of the health assessment tell me I need to be 184 at my heaviest. Are you kidding me? 184 at my heaviest!
OK. I’ll give it a shot.
So, I went jogging this morning. The problem with jogging is that it is so damn boring. I don’t mind running around if I’m scoring points or have some sort of purpose, but to just run is incredibly boring.
I had a great idea. You get a running partner and a taser gun. You have a 30 minute exercise session where in the first 15 minutes one person chases the other with the taser gun and in the second 15 minutes, you switch. Now that would make a motivated runner. Who wants to be tased? Nobody. Who wants to zap somebody else with a taser? Everybody should! It would be hilarious.
Now I just need to call somebody I don’t like very much and ask them to be my running partner.
OK. I’ll give it a shot.
So, I went jogging this morning. The problem with jogging is that it is so damn boring. I don’t mind running around if I’m scoring points or have some sort of purpose, but to just run is incredibly boring.
I had a great idea. You get a running partner and a taser gun. You have a 30 minute exercise session where in the first 15 minutes one person chases the other with the taser gun and in the second 15 minutes, you switch. Now that would make a motivated runner. Who wants to be tased? Nobody. Who wants to zap somebody else with a taser? Everybody should! It would be hilarious.
Now I just need to call somebody I don’t like very much and ask them to be my running partner.
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