OK. I’ll give it a shot.
So, I went jogging this morning. The problem with jogging is that it is so damn boring. I don’t mind running around if I’m scoring points or have some sort of purpose, but to just run is incredibly boring.
I had a great idea. You get a running partner and a taser gun. You have a 30 minute exercise session where in the first 15 minutes one person chases the other with the taser gun and in the second 15 minutes, you switch. Now that would make a motivated runner. Who wants to be tased? Nobody. Who wants to zap somebody else with a taser? Everybody should! It would be hilarious.
Now I just need to call somebody I don’t like very much and ask them to be my running partner.